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(UW) College taught me that you never bring anything to college you aren't willing to lose.
(UW) College taught me that even though you may work to pay your way through college, the professors are still going to treat you like a 3rd grader.
(EWU) College taught me that the person with a tool kit under his/her bed will be the most popular in the dorm.
(UW) College taught me that spring break is actually an anagram for "hah-hah-you-really-thought-you-were-getting-a-break-die-under-this-mound-of-insurmountable-homework!"
(WSU) College taught me that walking across campus isn't enough exercise to lose the freshman-30-per-semester.
(WSU) College taught me that the freshman 15 really is a myth. In actuality, it's the freshman-30-per-semester.
(EWU) College taught me that you can actually make $5 dollars feed you for an entire week.
(WWU) College taught me that you will cry tears of relief when you discover your final paper is a short one, a mere 14 pages minus bibliography.
(WSU) College taught me that you actually learn what days you can skip class and what assignments you can ignore without any adverse effect on your grade.
(UW) College taught me that you can survive on two packs of Ramen noodles a day, with a multivitamin serving as your breakfast.
(WWU) College taught me that everyone procrastinates, even those who never did before; in college it's called 'time management'.
(WSU) College taught me that a 50 page book can cost $120, and a 450 page book can cost $60; it's always the 50 page book that's required.