Most Recent - College Taught Me...

(UW) College taught me that duct tape really does hold the world together-along with the toilet, your shoe, the cracked window, and the textbook you used to play Frisbee earlier.

(WSU) College taught me that everyone in the dorm is hiding some sort of 'pet'.

(WSU) College taught me that you will spend an ungodly amount of hours doing homework, yet it will never be finished.

(WSU) College taught me that walking across campus for 4 months with a fifty pound backpack really builds up the leg muscles.

(WWU) College taught me that sometimes, the best place to sleep is your car.

(WSU) College taught me that if you play your cards right, you can go a week without bathing before someone notices.

(WSU) College taught me that you will find new ways to procrastinate that you never even imagined previously.

(EWU) College taught me Facebook isn't the place to tell people about a party (stupid EWU police).

(UAA) College taught me it's okay to pay with change. In fact, if you are paying on campus, you'll probably notice that most kids in line are paying with pockets full of change.

(Ac.FineArts) College taught me smoking Joints at school is strictly permitted!

(WSU) College taught me that sleep is more of a luxury than a necessity.

(UW) College taught me that s'mores can be cooked over more than a fire.